If you are a CEO of a Public Company, Government Official or a Project Manager who places scaffolding or construction contracts, please make contact.
The benefits with the PHD Group are endless!
Rewards for placing contracts with a PHD Group company is dependent on the size of the project and how much extra can be ADDED to the estimate (normally 40-50%).
Incentives for placing projects with PHD Modular Access or a PHD Group company range from cash to a diamond Rolex to a new car and even a new house or apartment.
So think BIG!
To avoid being traced - cash, gold, Rolex watches, jewellery and motor vehicles are imported from the Bahamas (who drive on the left) by our expert haulier Eddie Donaghy. Property title can be transferred to a relative or friend by our in-house legal adviser Aisling Dwyer. Luxury holidays to the Bahamas also available.
If you have scaffolding or construction contracts to place in the UK, Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Dubai or the Bahamas and you are the 'decision maker' who can 'approve' inflated or double invoices for payment. Please make contact and start enjoying the generous 'gifts'
The PHD Group would like to thank employees from the following companies for accepting 'gifts' in return for placing projects with PHD:
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Remember, if you have a scaffolding or construction contract to place and you are the 'decision maker' who can 'approve' inflated or double invoices for payment. Please make contact and start enjoying the plentiful incentives and be content that you will also be adding wealth to the Dwyer family.
Q & A
Q. How do the PHD Group of companies get new business?
A. PHD 'reward employees' working for clients with 'gifts'
Q. Danny Dwyer was employed at MACE. Why did he leave MACE?
A. MACE held an internal investigation and suspected Danny Dwyer was passing details of confidential tenders to Bernard C Dwyer.
Q. PHD is using the Petronas Twin Towers in their marketing material. How much work have PHD done on the towers?
A. None whatsoever. By telling potential clients PHD have worked on the tallest twin buildings in the world, it sows the seed that PHD can handle any sized project. A total fabrication which has helped PHD win numerous projects under false pretences.
Q. How do PHD group companies avoid paying taxes and construction suppliers?
A. Transfer valuable assets (and banked cash by internal invoicing) to another company. Then put the original company into liquidation.
Q. I am a construction supplier who has been offered work by PHD. What do I do?
A. Run for the hills.
(Similar to Freemasonry)
Meetings will be held in the UK to teach PHD Group Management how to spot decision makers who are ‘on the take’ and approach with confidence.
Invaluable when dealing with Project Managers, Councillors, Receivers and Estate Agents.
You will learn:
Secret handshakes and hand signs.
Secret spoken passwords.
Regular local OTT (On The Take) meetings.
Ladies Nights - To celebrate with wives and girlfriends the benefits of inducements.
All meetings will be held at the all new PHD Scaffonic Lodge at Padd Farm, Egham.
PHD GROUP (UK) LTD
PHD MODULAR ACCESS SERVICES LIMITED
PHD ACCESS IRELAND LIMITED
PHD HOISTS & MASTS LIMITED
PHD ACCESS PROPERTIES LIMITED
PHD GROUP SERVICES LIMITED
PHD IP & SYSTEMS LIMITED
PHD RACING LIMITED
PHD SPECIAL PROJECTS LTD
PHD GROUP FZCO
PHD UNIVERSAL LTD
PHD Scaffolding (Stillads) A/S Denmark
Selskabet af 9. Juni 2020 (Denmark)
PROJECT7 CONSTRUCTION LTD
PROJECT7 REAL ESTATE LIMITED
P7 LOGISTICS LIMITED
A.C.L. SCAFFOLD SERVICES LIMITED
ACG HOLDINGS LIMITED
AISEANDAN PLANT LIMITED
ARTEMIS ACCESS SCAFFOLDING LIMITED
ARTEMIS CONSTRUCTION LIMITED
BLOCKCHAIN SCAFFOLDING LIMITED
BLUE TEC GROUP LIMITED
BLOCKCHAIN MODULAR ACCESS LIMITED
DARTFORD WARBLER LTD
D-CONSTRUCT BUILDING SERVICES LIMITED
IRONMAN STEEL LIMITED
MILLER DRUCK STONE AND TILE LTD
KPF CONSULTANCY SERVICES LIMITED
OVERLAY EVENTS LIMITED
P AND O SCAFFOLDING SERVICES LTD
PREMIER PEOPLE RECRUITMENT LTD
SPIDER ACCESS LIMITED
THE STAIR, RAMP AND GANTRY COMPANY LIMITED
Any of our executives would be happy to negotiate a ‘gift package' with you in return for approving inflated or double invoices. No actual work required - just the payment of invoices.